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Let me make this short and sweet: HAH-hah! Whatever faith I had in John Mayer is restored.
Damn. Look at her. It's like a feral fembot or something.
Posted on September 09, 2006 at 07:43 PM in Celebrities | Permalink
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If you've ever read H.P. Lovecraft, there are creatures called Deep Ones. She looks like one of those with that expression.
For those who haven't had the pleasure of reading Lovecraft--do it! Oh yeah--Deep Ones are kind of frog-people with puffy lips and bulging eyes. Look at Jessica again and think about it.
September 11, 2006 at 05:30 AM
The more I think about it, the more she looks like a Cylon. But not in a good way.
September 12, 2006 at 10:00 AM
Pardon the crudeness, but, she sort of looks like she was surpised by having something shoved up her nether region. And now sort of likes it.
September 12, 2006 at 09:52 PM
A lemur. Looks like a lemur.
September 13, 2006 at 03:02 PM
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