Just when I thought she couldn't get any more terrifying, New York premiered her new hooters at VH1's recent "Big in '06" (rimshot!) awards. My apologies for not relaying these horrifying images to you sooner, but I try to avoid bullshit awards shows.
Well, at least she no longer looks exactly like Carl Weathers.
One thing I can't get out of my head is that the script on her "Princess" tattoo must look painfully stretched out by now, as if it were saying "Prin-- [wheeze]--cess."
Ironically, the addition of the mammoth boobs, plus the severe hair and makeup just make her look more like a post-op transexual--and I'm not talking about Felicity Huffman in Transamerica, either; I'm talking about a post-op MTF who wants the world to know so she can get all up in their face about it. "Yeah, I had a wang! And you know what? It was fabulous!"
Here's New York with other FOL skanks at the awards. It's hard to look like the biggest walking STD in this company, but damn if she doesn't pull it off. (I think Tiger upsized as well, but at least her dress is flattering.)
She seems to have version 1.0 of her boobs in the preview video for I Love New York. Much as I suspected, it looks to have a lot of her yelling at people, including the people she's supposedly trying to court. And also as I suspected, the ranks of suitors seem to be divided between those who are desperate for TV time and those who are genuinely mentally ill.
Eh, I'll watch the first episode of it. But I can't make any promises beyond that.