[Originally posted July 3, 2006 at MySpace]
Oh, dear. Oh dear, dear, dear. Bobby -- and I say this as a fan of your music, your genius reality show and just plain good manners -- there comes a time in a man's life when he has to give up the "bad boy" routine. That time is usually around age 25. Seriously, dude, keep your shirt on and save the horrifying tidbits about your sex life with Whitney for TV, where they belong.
The title of this entry comes from the New Edition episode of Behind the Music where either Biv or Devoe was lamenting Bobby's onstage behavior even as a young man. The dismay in his voice as he said, "And we got Bobby Brown naked and humping the speakers by 'Popcorn Love'!" cracked me right up. For the next couple of weeks, whenever I'd see Felicia in my caller ID, I'd answer with that very exclamation.
In other Brown-related news: this morning, I let Emily lick the milk out of my cereal bowl, as is our habit. After she was done, I gave Mojo a chopped-up blueberry, 'cause my weird little boy cat loves him some fruit. But instead of putting it on the kitchen floor, I put it in the bowl Emily had licked. Mojo seemed reluctant to eat from what he likely thought of as Emily's bowl, and when she walked over to see what he was sniffing at, he flinched far away from her. It was a very Whitney-and-Bobby moment.
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