(Honestly, y'all, I'm thinking I should have a whole separate category for Britney and Kevin, or "Brit-n-Shit" as an online buddy of mine dubbed them. Or would that only encourage them?)
Remember way, way back in the day, when Uncle L did "Mama Said Knock You Out" on MTV Unplugged with live backup musicians? Remember how cool it was? Well, this performance is nowhere near as cool, but then, K-Fed is no LL, "Lose Control" is no "Mama" and Ellen is no MTV Unplugged.
My thoughts upon seeing this were: "That poor guitar player; he only has the one note with a couple chords at the chorus. Those dancers are good; would it kill K-Fed to move a little while he 'performs'? Wait, why the hell is he sitting down? Is it that strenuous to chant a song that's maybe 95 BPM? Stand up and put some effort into it, ferret-face!!"
And then... it happened. I saw him dancing with Ellen and I actually thought, "Oh, that's cute." What the hell is wrong with me?! Does K-Fed truly have the power to manipulate the thoughts and feelings of others? Are we all doomed to have his little weasely babies? 'Cause you know I'll take the bullet.
Ok, I'm waiting for one of those dancers to get a little too close to K-Fudd and knock that smirk off his face. Why are they always so close to him?
Posted by: Mags | September 06, 2006 at 04:23 PM