I'm not even going to bother blogging about this weekend's episode of Flavor of Love. Why? Because it was lame. It showed us footage we'd already seen; it jumped around gracelessly in the season's timeline; it reinforced the idea of Deelishis as the good girl and New York as the girl who'll give it up, and the fact that New York and her mother should be exiled from the human race for the good of us all. The only surprise was that Deelishis has a great voice, a powerful gospel-singer blast. Which is nice and all, but it doesn't give me back the 43 minutes it took to watch the show with the commercials on fast-forward.
My prediction for next week? New York's moms butts back in and forces Flav to make his choice right then and there. Flav doesn't love New York, not after all this time and ipecac-caliber sex (talk about a bang and a whimper). He chooses Deelishis; they go to Belize by themselves and the rest of us wait for the reunion, to see if that "lip chap" girl will be back.
I'm sure you've noticed that New York's mom has devil-woman eyes. She's either possessed or, more likely, she's Satan's sister. I think her eyes glow in the dark, and I think if I were locked in a dark room with her I would run through the nearest closed door or window to escape!
Posted by: Cheesemeister | October 12, 2006 at 10:37 PM
How can they have a clip show and not show the chick who crapped on Flav's floor? Puh-leeeeze! Lame indeed!
Posted by: Monica | October 20, 2006 at 10:03 AM