Well, we have our answer

I guess Isaac Cohen discovered he just wasn't that into Britney. I tell ya, there's something about being thrown up on that's really off-putting. To either his credit or his shame, though, he waited to sever ties until he'd picked up a crapload of hideously tacky stuff from Ed Hardy.

Yeah, supposedly, she's single again. I'm losing count; is this the second or the third dude she's dated since filing for divorce two months ago? (And does Paris Hilton figure into the count anywhere?)

(The usual jacked-up pictures after the jump.)

Incredibly, this is not Sally Kirkland, who is 62 and insane. But the resemblance is uncanny, isn't it?

(Picture snagged from In Case You Didn't Know.)

I'm not sure what the hell is happening in this picture. Is she about to cough up a bolus of something into the outstretched hand before her? Is she having a stroke? What on earth is wrong with her face? (And would it kill her to wash and comb her damn hair?)

But just think, fellas: she's available now! All this could be yours... and all you have to do is listen to her blather, hold her drinks and ciggies, mop up her spills, clean the occasional bit of vomit off yourself, tell her she's a pretty pretty princess at all times -- oh, and the occasional bit of light babysitting and/or dog detail.

Comments

[Isis Kali]

I honestly don't think that she can look any trashier. And, oh...I think she smells.

[Id]

DUDE. Brits stoled my jacket *and* my sunglasses. Not cool.