Bald, bumbershooted and batshit

Wow. It's getting even weirder. According to news reports, Britney was put back into rehab last night after a particularly awful scene near Kevin Federline's house. Not only did she show up at K-Fed's place, ringing the bell and demanding (fruitlessly) to be let in, she went on a rampage against a paparazzi and his SUV at a nearby gas station.

(I swear, the only thing crazier than this is the Anna Nicole Smith hearings. Crying judges! Lawyers passing out! Witnesses being sworn in over the phone! I wouldn't be surprised if the rulings were declared not legally binding due to sheer wackiness.)

Frightening pictures and unnerving video after the jump.

(These pictures are taken from x17 online, which is damn near impossible to access right now.)

Damn. I would back the hell away from her if I were that photographer.

My God, she looks -- wait, are those pearls she's wearing? With a hoodie? Oy. Anyway, I can't tell if it's the flash or what, but her pupils look kinda dilated to me. Very scary.

Here she is in action. That's a lot of rage there.

See, on the one hand, I can't imagine how insane it must be to have photographers all up in your grill no matter where you go. On the other hand, though, you know one place to avoid them? Rehab. I hope the third time's the charm and she stays for the full course of treatment.

Comments

[Cheesemeister]

She ought to get together with Kid Rock.
Actually I wonder in all due seriousness if she is bipolar or just on drugs. Being bipolar myself, I know first hand what a raving maniac this condition can turn a person into if untreated. Usually we're only dangerous to objects and to ourselves. Before I was treated, I punched many a hole in walls in fits of rage. I still cringe when I recall what an ass I made of myself time after time over some loser. So although I'm usually more than willing to dis Britney who, after all, got together with a man (and I lose the term loosely) who had a pregnant girlfriend, at this point I find myself having sympathy for her. Whatever the case, she needs help, and I hope she gets it. Because no-one should have to suffer with psychological illness, and because, damn it all, I'm now feeling bad for all the times I made fun of her!