Britney and K-Fed hammered out a divorce agreement yesterday, making one or both of them closer to being official deadbeat parents. Now, maybe I'm being a little stodgy about this, but it seems to me that 8 days after one's release from rehab isn't the ideal time to sign a legally binding document that will affect one's wealth and offspring. But I'm not Britney! (Or, thank God, K-Fed.)
Nobody knows the details yet. News reports say that the divorce settlement "covers child custody and financial matters." Which is like saying that a shirt covers your torso; it's so obvious as to be meaningless.
But at least it's one more hurdle conquered in Britney's quest to rid herself of K-Fed. And now, back to partying! (And I think you know what that means: awful pictures after the jump.)
More and more, Britney is starting to remind me of Chris Pontius, "Party Boy" from Jackass. I keep thinking of the bit where the gang is in Tokyo and an old man is about to tell Pontius his fortune. Suddenly, Pontius yells, "I know what my fortune is! I'm gonna party!" He promptly strips down to a g-string (and white socks with black shoes and a little bowtie) and starts housin' on the old dude.
Britney, you were released from rehab last week; you just signed a divorce agreement; you've got a 6-month-old and an 18-month-old at home (or somewhere, anyway). What's your fortune?
You're gonna party!
......Whoa.
Okay, my concern here isn't so much that she's out partying at a club (Bridge, in LA) after completing rehab. We all knew she was gonna do that anyway. My concern, as it so often is, is this: What the hell is she wearing?!
Did she knit that shawl in rehab? Did Dion loan her that awful beret? Why is she wearing a wig and a hat? Wouldn't that be insufferably hot? Is that gleam in her eyes from colored contacts or homicidal insanity?
I'm almost serious on the last one. You know, sometimes Hilary Swank has a look on her face that prompts me to think, 'If I turn my back on her for one second, she's going to eat my soul.' I'm sure Swank is a nice person who has no intention of dining on my anemic, toughened soul, but it's just that look she gets.
I think I might be seeing it here.
Her nose looks weird. Did she do something to her nose?
Posted by: Jen | March 30, 2007 at 09:13 PM
Why a hat+wig?
The only answer is the hair is glued to the inside of the beret, of course. Girl's gonna be paying some alimony soon and has to cut corners somewhere.
Posted by: Bey | April 02, 2007 at 01:37 PM