I guess every franchise has its thorn

Okay, VH1. I was totally onboard for Flavor of Love 1 & 2, I Love New York, Charm School -- hell, I'll even blog about ILNY2, if you can find 20 more dudes to appear on it. But this time, you've gone too far.

It was one thing to have Flavor Flav skewer the dating reality show genre. But Bret Michaels? Are you trying to give my TV the clap?

Like I told Rich, the women who appeared on Flavor of Love were, to be sure, mercenary, deluded and/or just plain goofy, but they created most of the humor in that show. With the nutty-ass exception of New York, none of them were actually competing for the affection of Flavor Flav. (Who would?) But there are women out there who would give their left ovary to be with Bret Michaels the old lady that Bret Michaels comes home to when he's not getting road tail. I went to high school with some of these women. They scared me then, and they'd probably scare me much more now.