I am screaming and punching myself

You belong to COLLAGEN, trout-girl

Yeah, yeah, I'll blog about America's Next Top Whiner later today (sorry it's taken me so long to get around to it), but first, I have to share my head-scratching incomprehension over this null set of a video from my favorite Mensa member, Jessica Simpson:

Feeling romantical

I was just thinking about my beloved sweetie Jason, how great he is, how much I adore him -- you know, I don't think my paltry words can express how I feel. So let me turn it over to a master.

(The bit on the phone is the best! "Maybe this will help for all the bad things I've done... So no matter what happens..." Why do I suspect a restraining order might have been involved in this relationship at some point?)

The original (yes, I've heard this on the album, and thank you for that, Felicia!) doesn't have the vocal group contributing their harmonies. It's just 'Nilla and a Casio keyboard sharing their unholy love. 'Cause they love you.

Hey, Yahoo Yourself!

I've grown quite accustomed to Jessica Simpson pandering to her audience. I just never expected it to be so specific. J-Simp's tribute to early Madonna, "A Public Affair," isn't getting much radio play, but it's doing reasonably well in online sales. One reason? You can have the single personalized!